Saturday, December 31, 2005

Comma’s Funniest Home Videos, Pt. 2

One day I was reviewing some footage I'd shot of Comma climbing over the fence in our backyard. Comma came into the lounge room to help, and jumped up next to the TV to watch. Just one of those freak moments when a camera was on-hand and everything just fell bang into place.




I’m guessing that Comma wasn't recognising himself, but I think he knows that’s a cat he’s looking at. He’d been next to the TV lots of times and I’d never seen him reach out to touch something like this, so I’m pretty sure he wasn't just responding to movement. I thought that cats worked by scent though, which is why they don’t react to their reflection in a mirror? Talk about a confused cat. No need to upgrade to High-Def Digital TV yet apparently. Just can’t decide if it means he was the sharpest cat on the block or clever as 'a stick in a bucket of pig swill'!

Click here for 'Comma’s Funniest Home Videos, Part 1'.

Friday, December 30, 2005

Comma. October 10, 2004 - December 24, 2005.

In memory of a cat who was small but important, and who reminded us to pause and to breathe.


Dear friends,

I’m writing to let you know that our little cat, Comma, was struck and killed by a speeding car on Christmas Eve. We don’t know the details; we found him in the gutter opposite our house as we were returning from some last minute Christmas shopping. We are certain, however, that his death was instant.
       We don’t seem to be having a very good run with our cats. Tanis (the Great) suffered a similar fate 17 months ago, and Comma’s first, non-fatal, altercation with a car was only six months ago. After being hit that first time Comma disappeared. We looked high and low and then high again, but he was nowhere to be found. After two days and nights we began to think he must surely be gone.
       But then one night we heard a frail miaow from the front door, and there he was on the porch. He’d hobbled home from wherever he’d been hiding and returned to us with three fractures in his right rear hip, a few cuts and scrapes, and a very bruised sense of pride. He bravely endured six weeks of cage-rest to make a full recovery.
       Three weeks ago we moved from Richmond to Reservoir. We weren’t sure how Comma would adapt to the ‘burbs, but he was right at home in an instant. Experts talk of having a ‘safe room’ for your cat when you move into a new house, a room kept secure for the cat so it isn’t overwhelmed by all the changes going on. Comma had no interest in a safe room. There was no hiding under a bed for him, and he was keen to get out and investigate about half an hour after he’d arrived.
       Despite an initial misadventure on his first trip outside, (exploring too far and getting cornered on a fence top with two slobbering, flea-bitten, dish-mop, yappers hurling themselves at him from either side), Comma was quickly at his ease. He loved the greater room to move, he loved the feeling of grass on his paws, and he loved the many windows with their pools of sunlight that he'd almost never had in his dingy Richmond home.

Comma was buried next to Tanis (the Great) in Templestowe on Christmas Eve.


Comma will be remembered first and foremost as our tough, little miracle-cat, who once fought a car and gave as good as he got. (The driver told us the impact had cracked her bumper bar).
       He will be remembered as possibly the most successful Feline Ambassador of all time. The number of non-cat people that he won over was incredible. From rabid, foaming, dog-lovers to people with hypersensitive cat allergies, he’d line them up and knock ‘em down.
       He will be remembered as the friendliest and most affectionate cat you’d be likely to meet. When we’d come home from work, Comma would get himself underfoot, and let out a steady stream of miaows. With Tanis this meant “Food!”, but with Comma it meant “Affection!” He wouldn’t shut up until you’d given him five minutes of lap time with rubs and pats all over. He even had this way of hugging you, where he’d be on a bed, or couch, or whatever, and he’d stand on his back legs and rest his front legs on your chest.
       He will be remembered as a cat more interested in comfort than dignity. If Comma was a piece of clothing, he’d be a pair of tracksuit pants. He’d sprawl himself out wherever he could, tummy to the sky and legs spread wide. Unlike Tanis, who’d sleep at the foot of our bed, Comma would sleep as close to our heads as we’d allow, and even at times rest his head on the pillow. Seeing a cat sleeping with its head on a pillow is freaky.
       He will be remembered as The West Wing’s First Cat. Who knows how these things start, but at some point Kate and I started taking it in turns to improvise lyrics for a song about Comma to the opening theme of The West Wing. Comma seemed to enjoy them. Well, he never said he didn’t.
       He will be remembered as the cat who would never drink water from his bowl, only from the bath. He then moved on to glasses. Often glasses that unsuspecting visitors would have sitting on the floor. Eventually we gave in, stopped trying to deter him, and replaced his water bowl with a glass. We’ve never seen him drink so much water.
       He will be remembered as the cat that we got a second chance with. After that first time when we really thought we’d lost him for good, any extra time was a bonus. I’ve taken so many photos of him in the last six months, it’s ridiculous. None of them compare a whiskers-worth to the real thing, but they help the memories to stay fresh and vivid.

He will be remembered fondly in too many ways to record here.

Comma, Full stop.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

"Wrong glass, sir."

Sure, we all know the ancient art of Kitten Bonsai is repugnant, cruel and inhumane, but what about when it’s voluntary? Does a cat have a right to body modification? Do we have to respect a cat’s choices? We tried to make Comma see reason, but he just wouldn’t listen. Imagine our horror, coming home and bursting in on our little cat trying to squeeze himself into the required glass vessel! Where did we go wrong?


But fear not. It’s not Kitten Bonsai. Not even voluntary Kitten Bonsai. It’s just Comma and his wacky ways of wetting his tongue. When it comes to drinking, Comma’s always been loco. No matter how fresh the water in his bowl is, he’ll never touch it. You could pour Evian Tap Spring Water in there, and he’d still walk right on by. For a while he’d only drink the water that pooled in the bath after a shower. I had this theory that he must not like the bowl because the sides could touch his sensitive whiskers. He then, however, discovered glasses and plunged in head first, whiskers be damned. So that was that theory down the plug hole. Look at him! It’d be hard to get his whiskers pushed back any flatter to his face! He does usually only go for glasses that are full, or close to full, so he really must have had a lion-sized thirst that day.

We still have no idea what his problem with his bowl is. Maybe it’s the colour? It is a pretty lurid shade of yellow. Oh well, as long as he stays hydrated. Order of the day: keep your glass where you can see it!

(Oh, and just in case you’re unsure and worried, the Kitten Bonsai site is a hoax.)

Monday, December 05, 2005

They'll always have Richmond.

Well, the big move from Richmond was on Saturday and, as expected, Comma didn't take too well to big people stomping around in their size 12s and moving everything out the door. So he went next door to spend the day hanging out with Drake, Adam and Mel.

Judging by this photo that Adam took with his phone, it was a day spent well, a day greatly enjoyed, which only made us feel all the worse for splitting the two friends up.


This is such a good image with which to capture their last time together. Both cats have this wonderful quirk of liking to stretch out one paw further than the other, and it often seems like a comforting hand. Many's the time that Kate or I have collapsed on the couch after a hard day, and Comma will come over, sit down, and gently stretch out one paw to rest it on a leg, or arm, or whatever. It's like he's saying, "Hey, it's ok. I understand. Tell me about it. I've been there. Tomorrow's another day. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Etc, etc." All in one outstretched paw!

So nice to see it happening again at such an appropriate time. They were there for each other to the very last.

I think they're going to be ok. :-)