Time for a chat

I wasn't going to post any more articles concerning dog maulings to The Catablog, but then I never expected to run into one with a headline as indescribably sublime as this:

Former French President Chirac hospitalised after mauling by his clinically depressed poodle

I could write more, but really, what more is there to say?

UPDATE
And then, just when you think you've read it all, along comes the extraordinarily bizarre:

Nappy-wearing chimp killed after rampage

and the infinitely intriguing:

Indian toddler marries dog to stop tiger attack

Astounding.